Calculators – Quotes

I guess personally I

I guess personally I really like Take on Me by Aha. I think it just defines the 80s and how insane it was and like neon and like calculator watches and that whole thing. Evan Peters

Harriet van Horne He

Harriet van Horne He makes love to me expertly, mechanically, coldly… He’s pressing all my buttons, as if I were a pocket calculator. Erica Jong

But the age of

But the age of chivalry is gone. That of sophisters, economists, and calculators has succeeded; and the glory of Europe is extinguished forever. Edmund Burke

I am not personally a parent. But I do have two godchildren and am expecting a third. I am naturally concerned for their future. If I ruled the world you could bet your boots that none of them would ever set their eyes on any such contraptions as digital clocks and pocket calculators. But alas, … Read more

First we thought the

First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII — and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we’ve realized it’s a brochure. Douglas Adams

My fellow nerds and

My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators. David Spade

I’m always crunching numbers,

I’m always crunching numbers, so my calculator watch is a must. David Neeleman

People say I talk

People say I talk slowly. I talk in a way sometimes called laconic. The phone rings, I answer, and people ask if they’ve woken me up. I lose my way in the middle of sentences, leaving people hanging for minutes. I have no control over it. I’ll be talking, and will be interested in what … Read more

Get your calculators out,

Get your calculators out, this will be fun! Cris Collinsworth

It is known, to

It is known, to the force of a single pound weight, what the engine will do; but, not all the calculators of the National Debt can tell me the capacity for good or evil, for love or hatred, for patriotism or discontent, for the decomposition of virtue into vice, or the reverse. Charles Dickens