He listens to his
He listens to his trainer real good. He just doesn’t listen to me. I still can’t get him to do nothing. Evander Holyfield
Dog Training
No dog is as
No dog is as well bred or as well mannered or as distinguished and handsome. Eugene O’Neill
When you leave them
When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later. Erma Bombeck
Dogs are better than
Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell. Emily Dickinson
The dog, on the
The dog, on the other hand, has few or no ideas because his brain acts in coarse fashion and because there are few connections with each single process. Edward Thorndike
With the exception of
With the exception of women, there is nothing on earth so agreeable or necessary to the comfort of man as the dog. Edward Jesse
In order to really
In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn’t merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog. Edward Hoagland
When I played Lady
When I played Lady Day, I took Aba onstage with me as a joke. He started singing-in tune!-and the audience loved it. Eartha Kitt
If you are a
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail. Fran Lebowitz
I have a spaniel
I have a spaniel that defrocked a nun last week. He took hold of the cord. I had hold of the leash. It was like elephants holding tails. Imagine me undressing a nun, even second hand. E. B. White