Probably 90 percent of
Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys. Al Yankovic
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Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys. Al Yankovic
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team. Al Yankovic
I’m obviously not a rapper, and I don’t have any claims to be one, really. Al Yankovic
You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork. Al Yankovic
Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain. Al Yankovic
Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue. Al Yankovic
You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don’t step on my blue suede shoes. Al Yankovic
My wife went off with Elvis. Al Yankovic
My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh. Al Yankovic
Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt. Al Yankovic