My own time is
My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along. Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney
The only thing that
The only thing that really bugs me about television’s coverage is those damn women they have down on the sidelines who don’t know what the hell they’re talking about. I mean, I’m not a sexist person, but a woman has no business being down there trying to make some comment about a football game. Andy … Read more
No one likes the
No one likes the house next door to look worse or a lot better than his own. Andy Rooney
Numbers are the most
Numbers are the most certain things we have. Andy Rooney
I’d like to take
I’d like to take some calculus, too. I have absolutely no ability in that direction and not much interest, either, but there’s something going on in mathematics that I don’t understand, and I’d like to find out what it is. Andy Rooney
I just sat there
I just sat there looking at television, sort of dumb and thought how horrible it was. I had — the grand aspects of it did not occur to me — I had no notion of this terrorist network that existed. I knew the were a lot of people in the world who didn’t like us, … Read more
Most college students are
Most college students are not as smart as most college presidents. Andy Rooney
The last birthday that’s
The last birthday that’s any good is 23. Andy Rooney
The dullest Olympic sport
The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever ‘curling’ means. Andy Rooney
We aren’t consistent in
We aren’t consistent in our treatment of animals. Andy Rooney