New York was the
New York was the glamorous town that you only see now in old movies and on Broadway stages. The sky was lit up with dancing neon signs. It was safe to walk out in the streets. Art Buchwald
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New York was the glamorous town that you only see now in old movies and on Broadway stages. The sky was lit up with dancing neon signs. It was safe to walk out in the streets. Art Buchwald
While my friends were discussing Pearl Harbor as the country’s problem, I took it personally. It dawned on me that the Japanese attack could be my ticket out of high school. Art Buchwald
I became a hero to everyone because I didn’t take dialysis and was still alive. Art Buchwald
I just don’t want to die the same day Castro dies Art Buchwald
On the whole I woke up in the morning and was happy to be alive. Art Buchwald
When I got to the hospice I was under the impression it would be a two- or three-week stay. But here I still am, six weeks later, and I’ve gotten so well Medicare won’t pay for me anymore. Art Buchwald
I don’t mind 800 million Chinese drinking a bottle [of Coca-Cola] a day, but I don’t want them to bring back the empties. Art Buchwald
Over the years I have met a lot of important people, but no one as important as Elvis Presley. Art Buchwald
This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday… I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn’t let me – Homeland Security. Art Buchwald
The reason I don’t play golf is because I was a caddie when I was 13. Women never gave up a golf ball that was lost somewhere in the trees and thicket and down through the poison ivy. It was during one of these searches that I vowed to the Lord above that if I … Read more