By the time I
By the time I am Howard’s age I hope to be long retired. I don’t plan on working that long. Artie Lange
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By the time I am Howard’s age I hope to be long retired. I don’t plan on working that long. Artie Lange
I once dealt with a prima donna on a movie set. I won’t say who, but his first name is a country. A communist country. Run by Fidel Castro. Artie Lange
I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics’ darlings, you might say. Artie Lange
I had a career before the Stern show, on Mad TV. I was on the first two seasons of that and I got kicked off it because of possession of cocaine. Artie Lange
Frank Sebastiano is a real write. He has two Emmys, one from ‘SNL’ and the other from ‘The Chris Rock Show’ . The only award I have is an FM-mmy. Artie Lange
Jason Alexander is a committed actor, he went from working on a show about nothing to actually doing nothing. Artie Lange
Howard’s unbelievably nutty, politically incorrect style is probably the single biggest influence on me. Artie Lange
I got into comedy so I could stay out all night. Artie Lange
Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine. Artie Lange
Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that’s as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut. Artie Lange