Nebraska sets the standard
Nebraska sets the standard for how fans should act. Beano Cook
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Nebraska sets the standard for how fans should act. Beano Cook
My first on the bucket list will be a night game at LSU. I don’t know if I’m ever going to get there. Of all the things in college sports, that would be No. 1. Beano Cook
I hate it. I just do. That [artificial turf], local news, the IRS, and hair dryers are the four worst inventions of the century. Beano Cook
The first word you see at the airport is ‘terminal’. Beano Cook
Dracula and LSU Football are at their best after the sun goes down. Beano Cook
You’ll never have a 16-team playoff in college football. The most that could happen would be four teams in the next century. But after that, I’m dead, so who cares? Beano Cook
Best scene in college football is at LSU on a Saturday night. Beano Cook
Ron Powlus will win the Heisman two times and be the greatest quarterback in the history of Notre Dame. Beano Cook
You only have to bat 1.000 in two things-flying and heart transplants. Everything else, you can go four in five. Beano Cook