Bill Maher – Quotes

I was brought up

I was brought up Catholic and we show my mom, my mother, my sister and then I take pains to explain on camera, that there were years after that where I wasn’t really religious. I certainly wasn’t a Catholic anymore, but I still lived with some mythical man in my head. I didn’t really put … Read more

Americans are finally coming

Americans are finally coming to a point where they’re accepting of religious criticism, is because George Bush is the first president who really put religion so front-and-center. He’s the most Christ-y president we’ve ever had – and he is, not uncoincidentally, the biggest disaster we’ve ever had. I think even people who are religious don’t … Read more

If you came into

If you came into the theater believing in the talking snake, it’s kind of hard to leave the theater still believing in the talking snake. Bill Maher

As a loyal American

As a loyal American and I think a patriotic American, no, I don’t want Sarah Palin to be president. Bill Maher

I said something recently

I said something recently about how the president [Barak Obama] should stop trying to placate the crazies and the right wing and the Republicans and stand up for the 70 percent of Americans who are not insane and stand up for the people who actually voted for you. That hit a real nerve. Bill Maher

I’m not a joiner.

I’m not a joiner. I don’t like organizations. Bill Maher

Treason is when legislators

Treason is when legislators vote against homeland security measures because it goes against the wishes of their political or financial backers. Treason is the fact that, as a terrorist, you could still buy a gun in this country because the NRA lobby is so strong. Bill Maher