Quotes for All
If the right opportunity came along, maybe, but I’m more focused on trying to create a TV show where I can be myself, rather than playing a wacky neighbor. Although, I would gladly play a wacky neighbor of any sort. Christian Finnegan
Some of you guys must have real jobs – office jobs. Anybody? By a show of broken spirits. Christian Finnegan
I think I speak for America when I say, nothing says NASCAR like Whoopi Goldberg. Christian Finnegan
People might say, What’s so great about the Arctic Monkeys? I’ve never even seen them. Well, you’ve never seen God either. You’re gonna tell me he’s not awesome? Christian Finnegan
The Smurf village was destroyed weeks ago and Bush has still not made an appearance. George Bush doesn’t care about tiny blue people. Christian Finnegan
Growing up as a comedian, the first thing you dream of is having your own album, but even more than that, I always wanted that hour special on cable. Christian Finnegan
I’ve always prided myself on being able to perform in the alt-comedy zone, but also being able to do comedy for people who aren’t media-saturated, and maybe don’t have the latest Dan Deacon album. I probably won’t be the most popular guy at Zanies in Nashville, and I’ll never be the coolest dude at Largo, … Read more
There’s something so awesome about being able to get up in front of a microphone and do exactly what you want. Stand-up is as close as you’re ever going to get to being 100 percent in control of a situation artistically, and I don’t understand why people wouldn’t want to keep doing that. Christian Finnegan
If I could go back and talk to the me who was just starting to do comedy, I would have told myself to relax and not worry about things happening right away. That’s a mistake a lot of people make – they think a year is a long time and it’s really not. Christian Finnegan
Do me a favor, guys. Don’t drink so much that you become the guy that goes into the bathroom and moans while taking a leak. See, the women in the room, they might not know what we’re talking about; every dude knows. Christian Finnegan