I’ve changed after 9/11.
I’ve changed after 9/11. My friends are still my friends.Bill Maher is my friend. I don’t agree with a lot of what he says. And there are times I think, Oh, my God. How could he say that. Dennis Miller
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I’ve changed after 9/11. My friends are still my friends.Bill Maher is my friend. I don’t agree with a lot of what he says. And there are times I think, Oh, my God. How could he say that. Dennis Miller
It’s nice to be included in the broadcast food chain. Dennis Miller
I like the show [Factor] because it’s horny, but it’s not skeevy. Where else are you going to get that nowadays? Dennis Miller
When you’re sharing a mud hole with a wildebeest derriere in sub-Saharan Africa, that’s a living hell. Dennis Miller
I think [Ann Coulter] understands that, she’s Pavlov’s dog. She gets the corn kernel if she hits that drum once in a while. Dennis Miller
When your mother starts using the word party as a verb about her kid, that’s absolutely crazy. Dennis Miller
The way I’ve always governed my life as far as fiscal policy goes is I’m smart enough to know that I’m dumb about it, so I surround myself with smart people in much the same way a hole surrounds itself with a doughnut. I just pay things off. That’s all I do. Dennis Miller
Any time your parent says they party with you, that is its own form of child abuse. Dennis Miller
I think the people can bash Catholics because they know Catholics won’t kill them. Quite frankly, there’s some religions out there, you bash and they’re going to kill you. Dennis Miller
Everybody is full of crap. The coin of the realm is being full of crap. The best people – being full of crap are our leaders and our superstars. Dennis Miller