Two Soviets . . . were talking to each other. And one of them asked, What’s the difference between the Soviet Constitution and the United States Constitution? And the other one said, That’s easy. The Soviet Constitution guarantees freedom of speech and freedom of gathering. The American Constitution guarantees freedom after speech and freedom after gathering.
Ronald Reagan
Soviet
How do you tell
How do you tell a communist? Well, it’s someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It’s someone who understands Marx and Lenin.
Ronald Reagan