Bad Jokes

Don’t talk like one

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Don’t talk like one of them. You’re not! Even if you’d like to be. To them, you’re just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it’s a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. … Read more

Other than his ex-wife

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Other than his ex-wife and despite appearances with a series of cultivated blondes, Edward de Bono has never publicly aligned himself with a woman. ‘I’m looking for a fat, cross-eyed hunchback,’ he explains, stifling a giggle. ‘A prosthetic hump would do.’ His delight evaporates when asked about his three grandchildren. ‘Am I a doting grandfather?’ … Read more

Raphael continued to stare

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Raphael continued to stare at me, in no hurry to get started. You know the best way to get rid of a demon, right? He asked with a serious face. I caught Ivy rolling her eyes as I shook my head. Exorcise alot! Ivy caught my expression of dismay. It’s okay, Beth. He’s famous for … Read more

The two-party system is

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The two-party system is a bad joke on the American people; when it comes to Republicans and Democrats remember they are two sides of the same coin. Voting for the lesser of two evils is still a vote for evil and not an answer to our problems. A vote for a Republican or a Democrat will not fix anything and is a wasted vote.
Aaron Russo