Chainsaw – Quotes

The most common form

The most common form of terrorism in the U.S.A. is that carried on by bulldozers and chainsaws. It is not enough to understand the natural world; the point is to defend and preserve it. Sentiment without action is the ruin of the soul. Edward Abbey

When a chainsaw rips

When a chainsaw rips into a 2,000 year old redwood tree, it’s ripping into my guts. When a bulldozer plows through the Amazon rainforest, it’s ripping through my side. And when a Japanese whaling ship fires an exploding harpoon into a great whale it’s my heart that’s being blown to smithereens. David Foreman

It’s amazing what you

It’s amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. Damien Hirst

Could you hold the

Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please? Chuck Palahniuk

There’s a great scene

There’s a great scene in The Texas Chain Saw Massacre [1974] that I’m obsessed with: Sally is being chased by Leatherface with a chainsaw… And she runs into thorn bushes. And she’s getting tangled up in it because she’s running fast… But Sally needs to move slowly in order to get through the bushes – … Read more

If I was a

If I was a serial killer? How I would kill somebody? I’m actually a very compulsive person … I’d chainsaw people. Brendon Urie

Personally, I say, Out

Personally, I say, Out of the frying pan and into the deadly pit filled with sharks who are wielding chainsaws with killer kittens stapled to them. However, that one’s having a rough time catching on. Brandon Sanderson

Graffiti ultimately wins out

Graffiti ultimately wins out over proper art because it becomes part of your city, it’ s a tool; “I’ll meet you in that pub, you know, the one opposite that wall with a picture of a monkey holding a chainsaw”. I mean, how much more useful can a painting be than that? Banksy

I’d love to teach

I’d love to teach a self-defense class for ladies, specifically about running away from psychos in masks chasing them with chainsaws. Amber Heard

Twenty miles on, we

Twenty miles on, we have spotted a roadside sign: ‘CHAINSAW CARVED MUSHROOMS’. Troubles promptly forgotten, Stuart falls to gawping at the road ahead. What could it all be about? ‘As one victim to another,’ his body language seems to marvel, ‘What’s a mushroom done to deserve that kind of abuse?’ Not even in the worst … Read more