I wrapped my Christmas
I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said ‘Happy Birthday’ on it. I didn’t want to waste it so I just wrote ‘Jesus’ on it. Demetri Martin
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I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said ‘Happy Birthday’ on it. I didn’t want to waste it so I just wrote ‘Jesus’ on it. Demetri Martin
All the Christmas presents in the world are worth nothing without the presence of Christ. David Jeremiah
Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it’s Christmas. Dale Evans
My dad was an alcoholic and my mother…we didn’t have any money and I grew up really poor. I watched them spend all of their money on cartons of cigarettes and stuff like that and I didn’t understand how if we were broke and we couldn’t afford Christmas presents, why could you smoke all of … Read more
The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value Charles Dudley Warner
Come in, — come in! and know me better, man! I am the Ghost of Christmas Present. Look upon me! You have never seen the like of me before! Charles Dickens
Sometimes the best Christmas present is remembering what you’ve already got. Cathy Guisewite
‘Tis blessed to bestow, and yet, Could we bestow the gifts we get, And keep the ones we give away, How happy were our Christmas day! Carolyn Wells
People say I don’t write books, I make Christmas presents. Bryce Courtenay
Wrapping Christmas presents is tough. Even peeling a Mandarin orange is tough. I have to get my kids to help me. Brendan Morrison