After age twelve, birthdays
After age twelve, birthdays should be as private as hernia surgery. Erma Bombeck
Hernias
If I say f***
If I say f*** the government, some will clap because they agree and some will clap just because you said f***. I’ve had countless audience members offer me free drugs but I also got free hernia surgery. Doug Stanhope
There shall be a
There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. Dave Barry
A preacher was operated
A preacher was operated on for a hernia. As this was about the time of the first world war he was given ether. As he was coming out of the anesthetic a fire broke out in the building next door. As the flames began to show through the hospital windows the nurse pulled the shades … Read more