I’m more like an
I’m more like an oven than a microwave. Erykah Badu
Microwaves
It is ludicrous to
It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE. Loosely translated, this means, You’re on your own, Bernice. Erma Bombeck
I’d take a helicopter
I’d take a helicopter up and throw microwave ovens down on the Taco Bell. Douglas Coupland
A young child’s brain
A young child’s brain has a thinner skull and the brain contains more fluid. The more fluid or fat in any material, the more it absorbs microwave radiation. Devra Davis
In this age of
In this age of quick fixes and microwave mindsets, most of us want what we want, and we want it right now, whether it is instant download speed, instant riches, or an Oompa-Loompa, but just as you can’t force the farm to produce a harvest, you can’t force your seed of potential to grow until … Read more
Somewhere in the center
Somewhere in the center of my soul, a rusty chain began to unwind. It freed itself, link by link, from where it had rested, unobserved, waiting for him. My hands, which had been balled up and pressed against his chest, unfurled with it. The chain continued to drop, to an unfathomable depth where there was … Read more
Maybe we ought to
Maybe we ought to look at a guy’s response to our microwave from now on. Aunt Annie said. Really. Mom said. The narcissist looks at his reflection in it. The OCD guy thinks you don’t keep it clean enough.The antisocial– Puts his fist through it because it reminds him of his father. Annie said. She’d … Read more
I turned down a
I turned down a lot of easier opportunities in order to go for the things that I really and ultimately wanted to do. And what’s really nice is that it’s starting to work. I’ve been an actor for coming up on 14 years now and the level of activity that’s taking place now is a … Read more
You can’t work three
You can’t work three hours a week and make $100,000. Get rich quick doesn’t work. Crock pot mentality always defeats microwave mentality! Dave Ramsey
after an epic search,
after an epic search, I finally found something neither green nor fuzzy. It was a hot sausage link. I named it Peter, mostly because it seemed like the right thing to do. As soon as my java was piping hot I popped him into the microwave. hopefully the radioactive environment would sterilize Peter. No need … Read more