Ram it up your
Ram it up your poop chute. Frank Zappa
Poop
In my world, everyone’s
In my world, everyone’s a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies! Dr. Seuss
Marketing is essentially about
Marketing is essentially about feeding the poop back to diners fast enough to make them think they’re still getting real food. Douglas Coupland
When you get called
When you get called the n-word, as a black person you can do anything. It’s like getting a gold star in Super Mario Brothers and junk. I hear the music when I hear the n-word. I get right into it; I get really into it. You can do anything. You could be in a fancy … Read more
I poop in the
I poop in the backyard… I wear disposable diapers. David Duchovny
The fact that Gene
The fact that Gene Weingarten and I and Bathroom Inventory are now part of some kind of Matrix of Poop strongly suggests that the Pulitzer is not what it once was. Dave Barry
Harry is heavily into
Harry is heavily into camping, and every year in the late fall, he makes us all go to Assateague, which is an island on the Atlantic Ocean famous for its wild horses. I realize that the concept of wild horses probably stirs romantic notions in many of you, but this is because you have never … Read more
We’re wild horses. We’re
We’re wild horses. We’re going to eat your food, knock down your tent and poop on your shoes. We’re protected by federal law, just like Richard Nixon. Dave Barry
To really make it
To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It’s just so cold up there with my pants down. Dana Gould
Why do I always
Why do I always meet women as I’m leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it’s always on the day I forgot my dog. Dana Gould