Roommate – Quotes

I have two roommates,

I have two roommates, so it’s a challenge to keep the house the way I like. Evangeline Lilly

I’m surrounded by people

I’m surrounded by people who care about me and love me. I have a great job. I have wonderful roommates who take care of me. I have a family who adores me. Evangeline Lilly

When people ask me what I miss most about the game, it’s being in the locker room and getting to know the guys. Back in those days, we had roommates. We had to talk basketball and that was a great way to understand the game itself and form those lasting relationships. Earl Monroe

Know you got a

Know you got a roommate, call me when it’s no one there. Put the key under the mat and you know I’ll be over there Drake

I was making pancakes

I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that’s when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly-swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate is a lot like a fly eater. Demetri Martin

Seth [Rogen] had written

Seth [Rogen] had written a script with this guy, Evan [Goldberg], who none of us knew, and he was prepared to move to L.A. to try to get a script made. It had no title. I actually gave them the suggestion of naming it Superbad, which they did. I just thought it was a weird, … Read more

We’re very aggressive speakers.

We’re very aggressive speakers. I remember when I was with one of my roommates in New York – and she’s Portuguese, too – and we were in an Apple store talking about a computer in Portuguese. Some guy comes up to us and goes, Hey, hey! Peace, peace! Stop arguing. It’s not arguing. This is … Read more

Anyone who has ever

Anyone who has ever tried to share pizza iwth roommates knows that Communism cannot ever work. If Lenin and Marx had just shard an apartment, perhaps a hundred million lives might have been spared and put to productive use making sneakers and office furniture. Daniel Suarez

I keep a pretty

I keep a pretty low profile. I live in Culver City with some roommates. I don’t do the whole ‘Hollywood’ thing. Cory Monteith

I guess it’s hard,

I guess it’s hard, being apart all the time. It really is. If Lucas were still here, everything would be different. Vic’s smile turned smug. Yeah, I’d have a roommate who could beat me at chess instead of the other way around. Ranulf never looked up from the chessboard. I hear your insults and plan … Read more