Undertaker – Quotes

You can’t judge the

You can’t judge the ability of a doctor by the amount of praise the undertakers give him. Evan Esar

There is a great

There is a great supply of amateur undertakers in show business. Ethel Waters

Philosophy always buries its

Philosophy always buries its undertakers. Etienne Gilson

I am my heart’s undertaker. Daily I go and retrieve its tattered remains, place them delicately into its little coffin, and bury it in the depths of my memory, only to have to do it all again tomorrow. Emilie Autumn

One mistake up here

One mistake up here and it’s half a day out with the undertaker! Fred Dibnah

My uncle is a

My uncle is a Southern planter. He’s an undertaker in Alabama. Fred Allen

Showing up at school

Showing up at school already able to read is like showing up at the undertaker’s already embalmed: people start worrying about being put out of their jobs. Florence King

Failure should be our

Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker. Failure is delay, not defeat. It is a temporary detour, not a dead end. Failure is something we can avoid only by saying nothing, doing nothing, and being nothing. Denis Waitley

I have no fear;

I have no fear; I have nothing to lose. I’d rather burn out than fade away, and I would rather go out in a blaze of glory on my own terms than let anybody dictate anything to me in my career. I had the chance to wrestle The Undertaker [on Smackdown in 2013], and one … Read more

You’ll never get me

You’ll never get me into a tux. Not until I’m dead and I have no choice because that’s what the undertaker put me in. Danny Elfman