Rogue Squadron doesn’t run. Unless we really, really have to. No, this will be Wraith Squadron’s mission. We don’t mind running. Even when we don’t have to.
Aaron Allston
Aaron Allston
I was years older
I was years older than you when I became an ambassador for the first time. Remember that, Tycho? How did we get through that assignment, anyway?” “Pretty much, we opened fire on everyone who disagreed with us.” Wedge nodded and turned to his daughter. “When all else fails, just do that.
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Tomer: “What’s this?” Cabinet:
Tomer: “What’s this?” Cabinet: “Wt’s ths?” Wedge: “Cabinet.” Tomer: “I know it’s a cabinet, but it’s talking.” Cabinet: “…ts tlkng” Janson: “Oh that. It’s the Catann Minister of Crawling Into Very Small Spaces.” Tycho: “He bet Wedge he could fold himself in the that cabinet, around the shelves and all.” Hobbie: “Never bet against Wedge. The Minister gets to stay in there until he admits that it was a stupid bet and that Wedge doesn’t owe him anything.
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Rogue Squadron doesn’t run.
Rogue Squadron doesn’t run. Unless we really, really have to.
Aaron Allston
Any sufficiently badly-written science
Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic.
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At which time the
At which time the repulsor puts out its final effort and slows you down so you crash quite slowly into the surface. Crash. Quite slowly. Face & Luke
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Obviously a fake Kyp.
Obviously a fake Kyp. You distract him. I’ll shoot him under the table. Han (to Leia)
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The principle of Sturgeon’s
The principle of Sturgeon’s Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap
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Luke, I don’t want
Luke, I don’t want to discourage your curiosity, but I have to remind you, if something goes wrong, this is an exceptionally embarassing way to die. Mara
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I don’t know. Your
I don’t know. Your the Jedi Master, you figure it out.
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