Larry David finds a
Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny. Alan King
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Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny. Alan King
Comedy is an amazing calling. Once you get that first laugh, it’s hard to turn away. Then, of course, you’re hooked and you have to learn how to survive in the business. Alan King
Milton took vaudeville, which, if you look up ‘vaudeville’ in the dictionary, right alongside of it, it says ‘Milton Berle’ – and he made it just a tremendous party. Alan King
My brother is the youngest member of the College of Physicians and Surgeons. And I wouldn’t let him cut my nails. Alan King
As life’s pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that’s better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced. Alan King
If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny. Alan King
I made it, Ma – Carnegie Hall. And I didn’t have to practice. Alan King
My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating. Alan King
My mother’s sister was killed in a trolley car accident, so I was raised as one of eight with my sister and six male cousins. Alan King
One thing I’ve never said in my whole life is, ‘Let’s have dinner at a Japanese restaurant.’ Alan King