Quotes for All
Most people put their childhood away as if it was an old hat. They forget it as if it was a phone number that does not apply anymore. They think about their life as if it was a salami which they are eating slice by slice and then they become grown-ups, but what are they … Read more
On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon That night he had a stomach ache. Eric Carle
Baloney is just salami with an inferiority complex. Ellen DeGeneres
I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every night and I don’t gain weight. I still look OK as long as I’m dressed. Ellen Barkin
Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it’s GRAND SALAMI TIME! Dave Niehaus
The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up. Art Donovan
Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye. Allan Sherman
As life’s pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that’s better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced. Alan King