This golfer has a
This golfer has a wicked slice. And quite a follow-through. That’s why his partner, who stood too close, Is on the green in two. Richard Armour
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This golfer has a wicked slice. And quite a follow-through. That’s why his partner, who stood too close, Is on the green in two. Richard Armour
Although practice swings Can be helpful things, Twere better, indeed, not take any Than to fiddle and fret And before playing get Exhausted from taking too many. Richard Armour
In such novels as This Side of Paradise and The Great Gatsby, Fitzgerald depicts the spirit of the hour which is usually about 4 a.m. His suave young men, always commuting between Princeton and The Plaza in Stutz Bearcats never sat still for long. It was too uncomfortable, with a large flask in the hip … Read more
There are very few humorists who have written first-rate humor after they’ve become elderly. Richard Armour
My day-old son is plenty scrawny, his mouth is wide with screams, or yawny; His ears seem larger than he’s needing, His nose is flat, his chin’s receding. His skin is very, very red, He has no hair upon his head, And yet I’m proud as proud can be, To hear you say he looks … Read more
[John Foster Dulles] invented Brinkmanship, the most popular game since Monopoly. Richard Armour
I’ve suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone. Richard Armour
They head the list of bad to bet on: But I insist they’re worse to get on Richard Armour
Middle age is the time of life that a man first notices in his wife. Richard Armour
Do you want my honest opinion? People ask. I say, Yes, for I’m curious. So they give me their honest opinion, And I – well, I’m always furious. Richard Armour