I love my hunting
I love my hunting dog. I loved my hunting dog – I’m not very good at hunting. Bonnie McFarlane
Bonnie McFarlane
Cocaine is yucky. I
Cocaine is yucky. I did it once: I was at a party; I was bored. I was like, ‘Alright, I’ll do a line.’ Then I was just bored longer. Bonnie McFarlane
I still don’t really
I still don’t really know what my style is. I like a lot of different kinds of comedy, I like watching it and I like being inventive and original. That’s the problem with doing a longer set – you can’t do every joke that you have because some stuff contradicts other stuff. Even when you … Read more
When I first started
When I first started doing stand-up, I would be so nervous that I would just binge drink really heavily right before my sets, and as you can imagine, that had its drawbacks. But now I’m a professional, so I pace myself throughout the day. Bonnie McFarlane
I’ve always wanted to
I’ve always wanted to be a writer. Always been very creative. I always laughed at things that the rest of my family would sort of get angry, like not understand. Bonnie McFarlane
One of my favorite
One of my favorite sketches, and a popular comedy formula, is to put someone with a mental handicap in some kind of unlikely situation. For example: The retarded gynecologist, the retarded Jesus, the retarded Osama Bin Laden. It works. It’s funny. Inappropriate? I dunno. I feel like I’m a pretty good judge of what crosses … Read more
Just a tip if
Just a tip if you have a big event to go to or an important meeting, if you cry enough your face swells up giving you a temporary lift. Bonnie McFarlane
If you enjoy shaming
If you enjoy shaming people, I suggest dentistry as a profession. Bonnie McFarlane
Well I grew up
Well I grew up in Canada in a really small town. We didn’t have running water for a long time and we didn’t have TV. Then when we did get TV we only had one channel. Bonnie McFarlane
I could never be
I could never be a lesbian because I have a really good sense of humor. Bonnie McFarlane