If no one figures
If no one figures out you are pretending to be retarded, your life will be greeted with treasure. Eugene Mirman
Retarded
Our industry [classic music]
Our industry [classic music] has kind of retarded into this kind of endless cover-producing thing, and it’s a pity. Esa-Pekka Salonen
Historians will come to
Historians will come to their own judgments about President Kennedy. Here is how I choose to remember him. He was an heir to wealth who felt the anguish of the poor. He was an orator of excellence who spoke for the voiceless. He was a son of Harvard who reached out to the sons and … Read more
Football is a game
Football is a game for trained apes. That, in fact, is what most of the players are — retarded gorillas wearing helmets and uniforms. The only thing more debased is the surrounding mob of drunken monkeys howling the gorillas on. Edward Abbey
White boys always get
White boys always get the Oscar. It’s a known fact. Did I ever get a nomination? No! You know why? Cause I hadn’t played any of them slave roles, and get my ass whipped. That’s how you get the nomination. A black dude who plays a slave that gets his ass whipped gets the nomination, … Read more
I\’ve been awkward forever.
I’ve been awkward forever. I have really low expectations for myself. When I do perform to some sort of social standard, I leave feeling really comfortable. I’m either so awkward that I look retarded or I’m so awkward that everyone else feels retarded. Earl Sweatshirt
In the final analysis,
In the final analysis, the progress of our civilization will be retarded if any large body of citizens falls behind. Without the help of thousands of others, any one of us would die, naked and starved. Franklin D. Roosevelt
I\’m retarded – I
I’m retarded – I mean I’m retired. Frank Serpico
Religion is the retarded
Religion is the retarded stepchild of philosophy. Frank Mir
Revenge is for children
Revenge is for children and the emotionally retarded. Frank Herbert