Never put a foot
Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub. Craig Benzine
Quotes for All
Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub. Craig Benzine
Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger. Craig Benzine
Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die! Craig Benzine
It’s better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & descended into alcoholism. Craig Benzine
I would hate to be a bee. Be surrounded by bees all the time. Craig Benzine
At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote. Craig Benzine
Based on this one experience I had, jumping to conclusions is always really stupid. Craig Benzine
Dont get scared of death. Get rich! Then die. Craig Benzine
Things that don’t exist do exist. They’re just really fast. Craig Benzine
Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise. Craig Benzine