Martha Stewart was convicted
Martha Stewart was convicted of four counts of lying and obstruction of justice and could serve up to 20 years in Congress. Craig Kilborn
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Martha Stewart was convicted of four counts of lying and obstruction of justice and could serve up to 20 years in Congress. Craig Kilborn
Hillary Clinton has finished writing her book where she says her marriage couldn’t be stronger, and Bill just finished his book titled ‘Chicks I Nailed While Hillary was Writing Her Book.’ Craig Kilborn
Singer Boy Dylan was stopped at his own sow by security guards who failed to recognize the singer. Asked to comment, Dylan replied, ‘I can hardly blame them. Look at me.’ Craig Kilborn
It’s not a big part, … I wheel in an ultrasound machine and say to Taylor’s gynecologist, ‘If you have a problem with it, just give it a light tap on the side.’ Then they hand me a urine sample, and I put it up to the light and say ‘Hmm, looks pretty healthy, but … Read more
I lived in a studio apartment until my mid-30s. I don’t have an extravagant lifestyle. Craig Kilborn
Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he’s running for governor. He’s got a great slogan – ‘Vote for me, or I’ll make ‘Kindergarten Cop II Craig Kilborn
Maria Shriver is credited with helping Arnold win by standing by him despite allegations of groping. She had to stand by him cause Arnold had a vice grip on her left ass cheek. Craig Kilborn
Critics say Arnold has no previous government experience, but advisers say he’s clearly the most qualified Austrian, ex-Mr. Universe in the race. Craig Kilborn
The places I’ve worked in the past, I always stayed three years and moved on. Craig Kilborn
Comedy doesn’t always have to come from a dark place. Craig Kilborn