Isn’t Bunson’s training evil

Isn’t Bunson’s training evil geniuses? Yes, mostly. Well, is that wise? Having a mess of seedling evil geniuses falling in love with you willy-nilly? What if they feel spurned? Ah, but in the interim, think of the lovely gifts they can make you. Monique bragged that one of her boys made her silver and wood … Read more

The infant-inconvenience kicked in

The infant-inconvenience kicked in response, and Conall twitched at the sensation. “Active little pup, isn’t he?” “She,” corrected his wife. “As if any child of mine would dare be a boy.” It was a long-standing argument. “Boy,” replied Conall. “Any child as difficult as this one has been from the start must, perforce, be male.” … Read more

Since i couldn’t remember

Since i couldn’t remember the real first time i’d lost my virginity, this would have become my de facto first time. I wanted a better story then: I did it with this boy who i wasn’t very into and who had mysterious Gaterade breath; in his room decorated with sports equipment; at least he was … Read more