Men, being conditioned badly,
Men, being conditioned badly, are always feeling nooses closing around their necks, even dumpy boors no girl would take on a bet. Cynthia Heimel
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Men, being conditioned badly, are always feeling nooses closing around their necks, even dumpy boors no girl would take on a bet. Cynthia Heimel
Show me a woman who is prouder of her clean kitchen than of her collection of lingerie and I’ll show you a woman with enlarged pores. Cynthia Heimel
success in L.A. is completely arbitrary. One day you’re the brilliant genius of life, the next day people act like there’s a bad smell when you approach. Lots of expensive, late-model cars are offered in the L.A. Times every day by people who have suddenly begun to smell bad. The stakes are just too high … Read more
a car is just a moving, giant handbag! You never have actually to carry groceries, or dry cleaning, or anything! You can have five pairs of shoes with you at all times! Cynthia Heimel
[On her dogs:] I have four now. My friends tell me if I get any more they’ll have to hold an intervention. Cynthia Heimel
Not one woman over seventeen has any faith in her skin tone, and no woman over thirty can ever regard her upper arms with equanimity. Cynthia Heimel
A comedian is not funny unless he is taking his demons out for a walk. Cynthia Heimel
I remember the day we were hanging around the band’s commune and Roger came in with the press kit for a rock band (Moby Grape) any of us had ever seen. It looked psychedelic, yet it was done by ad people. I believe the word hype was coined on that very day. Cynthia Heimel
You can’t take away knowledge, and it’s dangerous to pretend you never had it. Cynthia Heimel
Contrary to popular cable TV-induced opinion, aerobics have nothing to do with squeezing our body into hideous shiny Spandex, grinning like a deranged orangutan, and doing cretinous steps to debauched disco music. Cynthia Heimel