Cleaning – Quotes

I have a problem

I have a problem with cleaning. It’s my release. I get up at 6 A.M. and clean and hoover and mop everything. Then I feel better. Gail Porter

I did some research once on the way people in the past imagined the year 2000. They tended to picture the things they already had getting more sophisticated – flying cars, self-cleaning windows. And the folks in the early 1900s had a wildly optimistic estimate of the future of pneumatic tubes. Gail Collins

Housework is what a

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn’t done it. Evan Esar

Most mothers entering the

Most mothers entering the labor market outside the home are naive. They stagger home each evening, holding mail in their teeth, the cleaning over their arm, a lamb chop defrosting under each armpit, balancing two gallons of frozen milk between their knees, and expect one of the kids to get the door. Erma Bombeck

My theory on housework

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? Erma Bombeck

Cleaning the house while

Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shoveling while it’s still snowing. Erma Bombeck

My idea of housework

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. Erma Bombeck

Warren Buffett pays taxes

Warren Buffett pays taxes on a smaller percentage of his billions in income than his cleaning lady. Eric Alterman

I\\’ve tried to lead

I’ve tried to lead a straight, clean life, not set any kind of a bad example. Elvis Presley

The problem with being

The problem with being grounded is it gives you a whole lot of unavoidable time to think. NOt even pulling weeds can take away your ability to plot all the varied and wonderful things you might do to get even, or at least to make up, just get a smidgen for time lost to TV … Read more