Personally, I think Jim
Personally, I think Jim Henson said it best when he said Anybody got an aspirin? I think I’ve got a cold. Denis Leary
Denis Leary
You can’t teach somebody
You can’t teach somebody how to be funny. You’re either funny, or you ain’t. Denis Leary
If the world somehow
If the world somehow actually ends tomorrow, let all forget about the Mayans and just agree it`s the NHL`s fault Denis Leary
There is a huge
There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why their dumb-ass kids can’t compete academically, so they throw money into the happy laps of shrinks . . . to get back diagnoses that help explain away the deficiencies of their junior morons. I don’t … Read more
The best pitch I
The best pitch I ever heard about cocaine was back in the early eighties when a street dealer followed me down the sidewalk going: I got some great blow man. I got the stuff that killed Belushi. Denis Leary
We drink and we
We drink and we die and continue to drink. Denis Leary
Where I grew up,
Where I grew up, the basketball courts were rarely used. Denis Leary
I eat meat because
I eat meat because meat tastes like murder, and murder tastes pretty dam good! Denis Leary
Loud, stupid and overeating
Loud, stupid and overeating will suffice as long as we also have the funny, the fierce and the intellectual Denis Leary
You can have good
You can have good writing, but a great actor will make it feel and sound like great writing. You can have great writing, and mediocre actors will make it feel mediocre. Without the actors, you have nothing. Denis Leary