Moron – Quotes

I found after seventy

I found after seventy years that I was not a lunatic but a moron…. I should have been able to do better. Ezra Pound

You’re not a moron.

You’re not a moron. You’re only a case of arrested development. Ernest Hemingway

I have come to believe that large print, thick and heavy paper, and wide margins and oversize leading is indicative of the expected intelligence of the reader. … Compare children’s books and books on Web Duhsign or other X-in-21-days books. If the reading level of a specification is below college level, chances are the people … Read more

So I’m at the

So I’m at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon. Emo Philips

I think a lot

I think a lot of female actors have a real fear of not looking their best. They learn to prize their vanity over a role in which they have to look like a moron. They’re worried they’ll damage their sex appeal. Thankfully, I have no problem looking like a moron! Emma Stone

Let us proceed under

Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron. Eoin Colfer

But, of course only

But, of course only morons would ever think or speak of themselves as intellectuals. That’s why they all look so sad. Ellen Glasgow

Friends will write me

Friends will write me letters. They run out of room on the front of the letter. They write ‘over’ on the bottom of the letter. Like I’m that much of a moron. Like I need that there. Because if it wasn’t there, I’d get to the bottom of the page: ‘And so Kathy and I … Read more

Vaudeville could not vouch

Vaudeville could not vouch for the honesty, the integrity, or the mentality of the individuals who collectively made up the horde the medium embraced. All the human race demands of its members is that they be born. That is all vaudeville demanded. You just had to be born. You could be ignorant and be a … Read more

The universe consists of

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons. Frank Zappa