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I am one of the funniest people on the planet. Dick Gregory
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I am one of the funniest people on the planet. Dick Gregory
That’s easy, to stand in a nightclub, where most of the people that come in, they came to see you. Dick Gregory
Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned. Dick Gregory
I’m not a comic. I’m a humorist. Dick Gregory
I consider myself always a humorist. And I think anybody who tells jokes or makes people laugh is humor. Dick Gregory
When I go through the airport and see white women walking through the airport barefooted, like athlete’s feet don’t exist, there’s something wrong. Dick Gregory
Audiences feel no hatred from me. Because I’m not bitter. Dick Gregory
A friend of mine who works for naval intelligence said an aerial satellite revealed that 1.9 million attended the event in 1995. But if they would have had a rumble at the march the newspapers would have said that 75 million Afro-Americans were there. Dick Gregory
I was born and raised in St. Louis, and this little town, eight blocks away, place no one ever heard of, a black man there commands the attention of the world for months? That ain’t my world. Dick Gregory
When I was a boy, I was taught never to use insulting expressions like, ‘I’ve been gypped,’ or, ‘He welshed on the deal.’ Dick Gregory