I just had a
I just had a baby girl. My daughter weighed 27 pounds. She was 3 years old. She was delivered to me by way of the court system and a blood test. Donnell Rawlings
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I just had a baby girl. My daughter weighed 27 pounds. She was 3 years old. She was delivered to me by way of the court system and a blood test. Donnell Rawlings
The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That’s how you knock a dude out! Donnell Rawlings
That’s why when I talk to younger comics, and they say, ‘Well I need this and this, and I need so and so,’ I tell them they don’t need nothing. All you need is some great idea and go shoot it. Donnell Rawlings
When I started off in DC, you didn’t get viral first. You got funny first. Donnell Rawlings
If Elvis is alive, Tupac is alive. I saw Tupac on 46th Street selling Biggie t-shirts 2 for 10 dollars. Donnell Rawlings
I had a dream this girl was cheating on me! I woke up and went back to sleep to find him, he kicked my ass in my dream! Donnell Rawlings
Live life to the fullest everyday, ’cause we never know what day will be our last. Donnell Rawlings
Chicks can make you flip more than any drug would. Donnell Rawlings
Challenge yourself with something you know you could never do, and what you’ll find is that you can overcome anything son. Donnell Rawlings
Tiger Woods is stupid; not for cheating, but for having one cell phone. What type of player you know has one cell phone? Donnell Rawlings