If procrastination were a
If procrastination were a marketable skill, I’d be a real hot commodity. Dov Davidoff
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If procrastination were a marketable skill, I’d be a real hot commodity. Dov Davidoff
There must be 15 shows about people’s jobs: ‘Ice Road Trucker,’ ‘Axe Men,’ ‘Dirty Jobs.’ Unemployment is so high, we’re watching people work. Dov Davidoff
I’ve always wanted children… not of my own, but for yard work and reaching into tight places to get things I’ve dropped. Dov Davidoff
I have emotional needs that I didn’t know I had, and I have physical needs that I didn’t know weren’t really needs. Dov Davidoff
If you hug someone goodbye and their response is what the hell are you doing? – you may want to examine you’re definition of close friend. Dov Davidoff
Another thing rappers, I admire your rebellious spirit, but materialism is a form of mental slavery. Slow down on the jewelry, pick up a book. Dov Davidoff
Gotta get rid of these free radicals, but first I need to figure out what they are. Dov Davidoff
It’s a wonder you don’t see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often. Dov Davidoff
Only bugs can truly appreciate the beauty of flowers. Dov Davidoff
I wish I could be attracted to unattractive women. They’re just more interesting. Dov Davidoff