Confidence is the key
Confidence is the key to virtually everything. It’s just deciding that you’re qualified because once you decide you’re qualified, everything else becomes very easy. Eugene Mirman
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Confidence is the key to virtually everything. It’s just deciding that you’re qualified because once you decide you’re qualified, everything else becomes very easy. Eugene Mirman
A comedian is simply a different kind of therapist. A comedian is a psychologist and a psychiatrist rolled into one. Except I can’t prescribe medicine. (You still need a doctorate, which is bullshit.) Okay, so I’m not like a psychiatrist. Fine. But I’m still like a psychologist (except I can’t diagnose or treat mental illness). … Read more
In this time of recession, it is the time for invention. Did you know both the telephone and the automobile were invented during recessions? So was ‘talking dirty.’ Eugene Mirman
It’s important to prepare audience for the worst in life. People come to forget their problems, and it’s my job, right before I leave, to go, Don’t forget: You’re going through a divorce and there’s a recession. It’s always good to end on a pensive note. Eugene Mirman
I don’t emphasize the whatevs. I say it as if it’s truly a toss-away word. Eugene Mirman
Prom night can be a special night, if you let it be. I know you think it’s for losers and something that popular kids do because they are boring people with porcelain hearts who don’t know what it means to be lonely. But you’re wrong. Prom is a chance for everyone to try oral sex. … Read more
Sports bars are also a great place for guys to meet other guys–either for sex or for wrestling, whichever feels more right. Eugene Mirman
Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk. Eugene Mirman
You wanna know what a gateway drug is? It opens a gate. Eugene Mirman
One of the best things I found out about Detroit is that bears have started returning to the city. When bears are gentrifying your neighborhood and opening Thai restaurants, that’s a poor neighborhood. Eugene Mirman