Funny Graduation

In this time of

In this time of recession, it is the time for invention. Did you know both the telephone and the automobile were invented during recessions? So was ‘talking dirty.’ Eugene Mirman

Learn to trust yourself.

Learn to trust yourself. That’s very vital. … Just stand with yourself. Remember, in his lifetime, Van Gogh sold only two paintings. I personally sold even fewer. Eric Idle

Never follow anyone else\\’s

Never follow anyone else’s path, unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost. Ellen DeGeneres

It takes courage to

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. e. e. cummings

Remember that there\’s no

Remember that there’s no one way of doing things. … If you just get a hammer and hit it really hard, whatever it is, I guarantee you it’ll open. Fred Armisen

I learned law so

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. Fred Allen

If you find a

If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn’t lead anywhere. Frank A. Clark

You are the guy

You are the guy who’ll decide where to go. Dr. Seuss

You can steer yourself

You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. Dr. Seuss

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You’re on your own, and you know what you know. And you are the guy who’ll decide where to go. Dr. Seuss