Quotes for All
If I had to choose between the two ways of approaching the deity, I should prefer the existential relational way, to the abstract philosophical way. I think it is truer, or in any case, less misleading, to say that God is an old Jew with a white beard whom I love, than to say that … Read more
A man says to his mate: \”My wife is a twin.\” His mate says, \”How do you tell them apart?\” The man says: \”Her brother has a beard.\” Frank Carson
What matters most has an ultimate metallic quality of death. The chasuble and the wagon wheel, the razor and the prickly beards of shepherds, the bare moon, a fly, humid cupboards, rubble piles, the images of saints covered in lace, quicklime, and the wounding edges of the rooflines and watchtowers. Federico Garcia Lorca
Not for a moment, beautiful aged Walt Whitman, have I failed to see your beard full of butterflies. Federico Garcia Lorca
Fitz Allen had ‘traveled;’ and that is generally understood to mean to go abroad and remain a period of time long enough to grow a fierce beard, and fierce mustache, and cultivate a thorough contempt for everything in your own country. Fanny Fern
You know what you are? You’re a beard with an idiot hanging off it. Dylan Moran
I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow. Dylan Moran
I like having a beard. My beard changes my face shape and allows me to see in it family members who I love and can’t see otherwise. Douglas Coupland
Being offended by things is the world’s big hobby at the moment. It’s almost taken over from wearing goatee beards. Douglas Adams
I thought comedians had to have black on their faces or red beards. Dorothy Gish