Quotes for All
Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club! Third rule of Fight Club: if someone yells “stop!”, goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys … Read more
In 1998, in Laramie, Wyoming, two guys beat up Matthew Shepard and left him on the side of the road hanging on the fence to die. They killed him, because Matthew Shepard was gay. They killed him, because Matthew Shepard was gay? They killed him. Christopher Titus
[ John F.Kennedy’s friend] Chuck Spalding at the wedding said Jack was two guys: the groom and somebody else observing from a distance. … It must have been maddening to be married to a guy like that, but you could at the same time argue that characteristic kept the world from being blown up. Chris … Read more
The only moment football really stops is with a penalty kick – and that is a moment that is really dramatic. A penalty kick becomes a Western duel. It’s two guys facing each other. Destiny and potential death, whether metaphorical or literal. That’s why in the penalty kick at the end of the film, I … Read more
I only know two cats in this business that really had it all; Elvis was one of those guys, the other was Ricky Nelson. There was a difference in those two guys though. Elvis moved…Ricky never had to; he stood flat footed and captivated his audience with his good looks. We grew up with him; … Read more
Now the guy that got to the top, the CEO, would obviously be stupid to have a number two guy who was a lot smarter than he is. So by definition, since he’s a survivor and he got to the top and he isn’t that brilliant, his number two guy is going to always be … Read more
I’d like to be remembered. I’d like to think that someday two guys will be talking in a bar and one of them will say something like, ‘Yeah, he’s a good shortstop, but he’s not as good as ole Ripken was.’ Cal Ripken, Jr.
Standing between these two guys you’d have to be me to know how I’m feelin’! Buddy Guy
I don’t know how to write jokes from the point of view of a six-foot-two guy. So, I’ll always talk about it, but I just don’t want it to be the absolute focus of all of my act. Brad Williams
You want to have two guys making out in front of your 4-year-old? It’s OK with them. A guy smoking a joint, blowing the smoke into your little kid’s face? OK with them. And I’m not exaggerating here. This is exactly what the secular movement stands for. Bill O’Reilly