Two Guys – Quotes

If anyone knew where

If anyone knew where they were, I’d send the ISDBB (Incredibly Stupid and Dumb Beyond Belief) award to the two guys who tried to break in to the Ohio penitentiary. Erma Bombeck

There’s no dancing girls.

There’s no dancing girls. We’re kinda like secondary to the thing. It’s a story about these two guys that are in love with this one girl and how it unfolds and what happens. Eric Carr

I\\’ll bring what I

I’ll bring what I bring to the tale, but it’s good to know you have two guys with the experience and know-how in big games. Eli Manning

In a movie like

In a movie like this, the relationship between the two guys is crucial. It sinks or swims on how these two guys are together. I think we did a good job. Eddie Murphy

It takes two guys

It takes two guys on a team to do very well in the end and be successful. Ed Belfour

Most fans probably wouldn’t understand that because they’re not in bands, but when there’s too many cooks in the kitchen it can really ruin things, it can destroy a band. So for me and Burt to approach it as just two guys it makes things a lot easier. This may sound selfish but it was … Read more

I’m living with two

I’m living with two guys. I’m living with a slob and a guy who sleeps all day. Devon Sawa

People used to complain

People used to complain that selling a president was like selling a bar of soap. But when you buy soap, at least you get the soap. In this campaign, you just get two guys telling you they really value cleanliness. David Brooks

You gotta try something

You gotta try something people ain’t seen before, and you gotta go to the gym and work on your dunks. In a slam dunk competition, don’t show up with three dunks. You got to have eight or nine dunks because if you get into the finals and two guys may do the same dunk or … Read more

A bank in Washington

A bank in Washington was robbed by two men in George W. Bush masks. Luckily, right afterwards two guys in President Obama masks came and bailed the bank out, so everything is fine. Conan O’Brien