Airline Pilots

The minute you use

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The minute you use the drugs, and you do something that interferes with the life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness of the guy next door, you’re a criminal, and you ought to be punished for that especially if you’re in a position where your actions could affect large numbers of people. Being a doctor, … Read more

Why do airline pilots

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Why do airline pilots always call passengers folks? I don’t usually take umbrage at generic terminology–I’m one of those forward-thinkers who believes that man encompasses the whole darned race — but at whatever 0’clock in the mornning. I thought it would be nice to be called sometihng that suggested unwashed masses a little less. C.E. … Read more

What a waste of

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What a waste of an education Rick Santorum is! … Let’s just pray that none of his home-schooled kids grow up to be an airline pilot, okay? That’s all I’m asking. Please dear God, do not let any of these home-schooled kids grow up to be a surgeon, an airline pilot, or a nurse. Or … Read more