Good luck with your
Good luck with your asparagus. Eric Holder
Asparagus
I was doing stand-up
I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres. Ellen DeGeneres
Until-as often happened during
Until-as often happened during those first months travel, whenever I would feel such happiness-my guilt alarm went off. I heard my ex-husband’s voice speaking disdainfully in my ear: So this is what you gave up everything for? This is why you gutted our entire life together? For a few stalks of asparagus and an Italian … Read more
Marriage? It\’s like asparagus
Marriage? It’s like asparagus eaten with vinaigrette or hollandaise, a matter of taste but of no importance. Francoise Sagan
my rebelliousness went so
my rebelliousness went so deep that, faced with a can of asparagus that instructed me to open at this end, I always, stubbornly, opened it at the other. Dorothy Gilman
That’s like buying asparagus
That’s like buying asparagus and then leaving it at the checkout. Why would you do that? Deborah King
I look forward to
I look forward to the spring vegetables because the season is so short. Mushrooms, edible foraged herbs, wild leeks, early season asparagus. David Chang
Microsoft has a new
Microsoft has a new version out, Windows XP, which according to everybody is the ‘most reliable Windows ever.’ To me, this is like saying that asparagus is ‘the most articulate vegetable ever.’ Dave Barry
Are you casting asparagus
Are you casting asparagus on my cooking? Curly Howard
Asparagus inspires gentle thoughts.
Asparagus inspires gentle thoughts. Charles Lamb