Baseball Player

I love being an

I love being an older comic now. It’s like being an old soccer or an old baseball player. You’re in the Hall of Fame and it’s nice, but you’re no longer that person in the limelight on the spot doing that thing. Eric Idle

I love sports. If

I love sports. If I could be a baseball player I would. I just am not good at it at all. Eric Hutchinson

[In hockey] I was

[In hockey] I was a goon, just protecting the better players. I’ve always been a better baseball player. Eric Gagne

If Congress is going

If Congress is going to investigate baseball players about whether or not they told the truth, how can we justify giving the most powerful intelligence official, [James] Clapper, a pass? This is how J. Edgar Hoover ended up in charge of the FBI forever. Edward Snowden

When I was a

When I was a small boy in Kansas, a friend of mine and I went fishing. I told him I wanted to be a real Major League baseball player, a genuine professional like Honus Wagner. My friend said that he’d like to be President of the United States. Neither of us got our wish. Dwight … Read more

You know you\’re pitching

You know you’re pitching well when the batters look as bad as you do at the plate. Duke Snider

Today\’s baseball players are

Today’s baseball players are walking conglomerates. They have fantastic salaries, multiple investments, but we had one thing they don’t have today, the train ride. We didn’t always like it, but those rides kept us close as a team and as friends. Something you can’t get on a two hour plane ride that used to take … Read more