I always wanted to
I always wanted to be a Californian. In my wildest dreams, I always liked California – it’s the place where oranges grows on trees! Fruit just falls off the trees. Eric Burdon
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I always wanted to be a Californian. In my wildest dreams, I always liked California – it’s the place where oranges grows on trees! Fruit just falls off the trees. Eric Burdon
Only a catastrophe gets our attention. We want them, we depend on them. As long as they happen somewhere else. This is where California comes in. Mud slides, brush fires, coastal erosion, mass killings, et cetera. We can relax and enjoy these disasters because in our hearts we feel that California deserves whatever it gets. … Read more
California deserves whatever it gets. Californians invented the concept of life-style. This alone warrants their doom. Don DeLillo
You don’t need it, but will you take some advice from a Californian who’s been around for a while? Cherish these rivers. Witness for them. Enjoy their unimprovable purpose as you sense it, and let those rivers that you never visit comfort you with the assurance that they are there, doing wonderfully what they have … Read more
An old interview of Arnold Schwartzenegger has surfaced where he admits to smoking a lot of pot and having sex with hookers. Finally a Republican all Californians can get behind. David Letterman
As long as there have been people in California, there have been people obsessed with California`s water. Scientists say the state is at its driest point in half a millennium and as any Californians will tell you, it is not just their problem, it`s everyone`s problem. Chris Hayes
Being born and raised as a Californian, I somewhat ignorantly had taken for granted the diversity and liberal mindset that shaped my childhood and adult life. Carre Otis
You know, Californians care about protecting their environment. So do I. But they also care about that in the context of a healthy economy. Carly Fiorina
Californians are worried about whether they will have a job along with ballooning federal spending and deficits. Carly Fiorina
Hear about the Californian terrorist that tried to blow up a bus? Burned his lips on the exhaust pipe. He can take his’n and beat your’n, then he can take your’n and beat his’n. Bum Phillips