Night clubs scare me.
Night clubs scare me. They’re dark and they stink and they’re dangerous and everybody’s drunk. David Letterman
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Night clubs scare me. They’re dark and they stink and they’re dangerous and everybody’s drunk. David Letterman
I’m very resourceful. I’d be good in prison. I’d be good in a shipwreck. I’d make a great hostage. David Letterman
It’s disappointing when you finally get to meet someone you admire and he conducts himself as a jerk. David Letterman
I knew that if I woke up hung over, I couldn’t do the best possible job on the show, so I had to quit. Also, I’d consumed a lot of beer for a lot of years, and I thought, That’s enough. I’ve had my fun and I’m glad I quit. David Letterman
Yesterday was Election Day. If we have any Democrats in the audience, I’m sorry but you’re going to have to give up your seats. David Letterman
Herman Cain said, starting today, if you buy into his 9-9-9 plan, he’ll throw in a free 32-ounce soda. David Letterman
Yesterday was the New York City Marathon. Republicans won in a landslide. David Letterman
Tim Tebow has been on the bench longer than Ruth Bader Ginsburg. David Letterman
Instead of reading vows at the wedding ceremony, they read hacked Sony emails. David Letterman
How about that oil slick in the Gulf of Mexico. And you know, the oil slick is going everywhere. So the next time somebody lands on the Hudson, it won’t be that big a deal. David Letterman