Eels – Quotes

I am an unpopular

I am an unpopular electric eel set in a pond of goldfish. Edith Sitwell

I am not eccentric.

I am not eccentric. It’s just that I am more alive than most people. I am an unpopular electric eel set in a pond of goldfish. Edith Sitwell

In Spain, attempting to

In Spain, attempting to obtain a chicken salad sandwich, you wind up with a dish whose name, when you look it up in your Spanish-English dictionary, turns out to mean: Eel with big abcess. Dave Barry

The apartments are made

The apartments are made for eels. Cary Fukunaga

I have the backbone

I have the backbone of an eel. Betty White

Love is a slippery

Love is a slippery eel that bites like hell Bertrand Russell

Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is an absurd one. What is most repellent in the System of Nature – after the recipe for making eels from flour – is the audacity with which it decides that there is no God, without even having tried the impossibility. If God did not exist, he … Read more

It is very strange

It is very strange that men should deny a Creator and yet attribute to themselves the power of creating eels. Baron d’Holbach

Marrying means, to grasp

Marrying means, to grasp blindfolded into a sack hoping to find out an eel out of an assembly of snakes. Arthur Schopenhauer

Here’s the thing: this

Here’s the thing: this eel spends its entire life trying to find a home, and what do you think women have inside them? Caves, where the eels like to live…when they find a cave they like, the wriggle around inside it for a while to be sure that…well, to be sure it’s a nice cave, … Read more