Quotes for All
the ultimate in longevity is the Christmas fruitcake. It is a cake made during the holidays with fruits that make it heavier than the stove it is cooked in. Erma Bombeck
I didn’t believe in systems. Everything human was imperfect and ultimately absurd. What did I believe in then? In humor. In laughing at systems, at people, at one’s self. In laughing even at one’s need to laugh all the time. In seeing life as contradictory, many-sided, various, funny, tragic, and with moments of outrageous beauty. … Read more
Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. David Letterman
I mean UKIP, I mean it’s just a sort of, you know, bunch of fruitcakes and loonies and closet racists, basically. David Cameron
The easiest way to make a fruitcake is to buy a darkish cake, then pound some old, hard fruit into it with a mallet. Be sure to wear safety glasses. Dave Barry
Franchot Tone is nuttier than a fruitcake, so don’t let the genteel frosting fool you. Burgess Meredith
Political advice is a bit like your average Christmas fruitcake: something everyone gives and no one wants. Bob Dole
Reality is like a fruitcake; pretty enough to look at but with all sorts of nasty things lurking just beneath the surface.
A. Lee Martinez