Funny Parenting

Although there are many

Although there are many trial marriages… there is no such thing as a trial child. Gail Sheehy

In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn’t danced in television. Erma Bombeck

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. Erma Bombeck

When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he’s doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911. Erma Bombeck

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. Erma Bombeck

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out. Erma Bombeck

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. Ed Asner

Raising children is like making biscuits: it is as easy to raise a big batch as one, while you have your hands in the dough. E. W. Howe

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. E. W. Howe

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. Franklin P. Adams