Although there are many
Although there are many trial marriages… there is no such thing as a trial child. Gail Sheehy
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When a child is
When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he’s doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911. Erma Bombeck
All of us have
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. Erma Bombeck
When my kids become
When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out. Erma Bombeck
Raising kids is part
Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. Ed Asner
You can learn many
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. Franklin P. Adams
The most important thing
The most important thing that parents can teach their children is how to get along without them. Frank A. Clark
Ask your child what
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying. Fran Lebowitz
The best way to
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires. Dorothy Parker
The human heart was
The human heart was not designed to beat outside the human body and yet, each child represented just that – a parent’s heart bared, beating forever outside its chest. Debra Ginsberg