Quotes for All
Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it’s the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it. Florence King
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. Douglas Adams
I want all hellions to quit puffing that hell fume in God’s clean air. Carrie Nation
Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life. Brooke Shields
Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your fags. Bill Hicks
I thought I couldn’t afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: ‘Oh well,’ and I went back to smoking again, and that was better. Benny Hill
Ods me I marle what pleasure or felicity they have in taking their roguish tobacco. It is good for nothing but to choke a man, and fill him full of smoke and embers. Ben Jonson
I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn’t want to smoke, but I didn’t believe myself Barbara Kelly
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven’t had time for tobacco since. Arturo Toscanini
The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco. Ralph Waldo Emerson